#Ollie mealing poison control skin#

#Ollie mealing poison control skin#

But OVEN CLEANER? Not even your common window cleaning fluid, but hardcore oven cleaner known for its power strength grime removing properties! Was poor little Noah's skin going to peel off? Would he develop a horrendous rash? Had he ingested any of it orally? Was I a bad parent?Īll these thoughts competed for my attention in my frazzled brain as I hurriedly srubbed Dumpies cheeks in the sink and gently wiped his wee head. Dumpie did look a bit worse for wear and a little grubby it had to be said. 'But Dumpie is dirty Mama' Egg stubbornly refuted, staring up innocently at me. 'URGHHHH!!! You could kill him you know if he swallows any of that!' I retorted (Yes, i have sunk to the level of trying to reason with a not even three year old.and failing miserably) 'I am cleaning Dumpie Dumps Mama' Eggie replied, as if it was the most natural thing in the world. 'Egg what are you doing?!' I yelled, snatching the spray and cloth and surveying Dumpies usual adoring, upturned face. Dumpies head was wet and his face too, and Egg was just gearing up for another go. But when i heard the silence i dropped the pot i was scrubbing and tore into the front room to witness Egg standing over Dumpie with oven cleaner spray in one hand and a wet cloth in the other. I also am trained to listen out for the accompanying happy gurgling of Noah - or in extreme cases the wail that follows a surprise attack from Egg. Normally there is the clatter and bang of Egg trashing his toys, overturning the glass coffee table, putting on the telly, shoving dvd's into the player.that kind of thing.

The sound of silence coming from the front room. This morning I was quickly doing the dishes from jay's last night Japanese feast (homemade miso soup, homemade gyoza dumplings.) when i heard something that made my heart jump.

They love their now 20-pound (and growing) baby boy-he’s part of the family. Despite the challenge of keeping Ollie from eating things he shouldn’t, his parents look forward to being greeted by his curly, floppy ears, freckled nose, and big brown eyes every day.